funny story

funnystories:

so when i was 8 or 9 I was in my cousins basement and i found a pair of handcuffs with one cuff locked to bottom of a desk. my curiosity and stupidity got the best of me and i handcuffed myself to the desk for whatever stupid reason. of course it was an old pair and there was no key. I ended up stuck to this desk for 3 hours and we had to call a cop to try and unlock it and he couldn’t do it so he called another cop with more handcuff keys but he couldn’t get me out either so they ended up calling the fire department to come break them off of my wrists and so that was the day there were 2 cop cars and a firetruck in front of my cousins house all because I handcuffed myself to a desk for no actual reason.

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ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

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angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

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cummied:

flailing-blogger:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

this is such a good post because asking ppl if you can be friends can make them feel so uncomfortable but if you approach them like this its SO EASY to start a conversation and let a friendship develop naturally

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